Flunked by Jen Calonita

Author:Jen Calonita
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc
Published: 2015-01-07T20:11:02+00:00

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From the Sea’s Biggest Menace to One of FTRS’s Most Beloved Teachers: Say Hello to Madame Cleo!

by Beatrice Beez

Name: Madame Cleo (the mermaid formerly known as the “Sea Witch” or “Sea Siren,” depending on who lived to tell the tale. No pun intended.)

Former Occupation: Scaring sailors, making fishy deals for personal gain, trying to destroy the Little Mermaid’s chance at love

Current Occupation: After a memory-loss spell meant for a shark accidentally zapped Cleo instead, the Sea Siren’s quest for villainy disappeared. She now teaches dance and etiquette to students at FTRS. “I couldn’t be happier! Dance is… What were we talking about?”

Hobbies: Water aerobics, listening to classical music, attending Under the Sea balls

Strengths: Sorcery (“I may not know what I ate for lunch, but I could never forget a good spell!”) and teaching good manners (“I love it when students say, ‘Good morn, Madame Cleo.’”)

Weakness: A lack of legs. “Breathing on land seems overrated. I see no need for a pair.”

Likes: Shiny gifts and Rapunzel’s shampoo (“The salt water does a number on my hair, darling.”)

Hates: Sushi and high-pitched sounds

Love Life: “Who has time for men when you’re trying to save Enchantasia from poor posture?”

Check back next week for more Fairy Tale Reform School Fifth Anniversary coverage.

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